it's 11:14 pm ... I'm finishing up a paper for my theology class ... yep, Karl Barth ...
my wife just called me from Movies 8 ... she's been waiting in line all night for that new vampire film 'twilight' ... high school flick with sharp teeth and creepy goth vampire girls ... she bought me a ticket and she's sitting in the theater right now ... the theater is already packed for the midnight showing ... 496 women and 3 men ... punch me in the face ...
my wife asked me if I wanted to sit with my brother Jeremy or with her ... I laughed out loud ... of course, I want to sit with her ... how embarrassing to watch a girl vampire movie with my brother ... no question, I'm sitting with my wife ... if people laugh at me, I'll just point to my wife and tell them she dragged me to watch it with her ... now who's laughing? ...
anyways, my brother Jeremy just called and asked me if I would sit with him (Meghan didn't save him a seat with her) ... I laughed out loud again ... "there's no way I'm sitting with you" ... so he's stuck sitting by himself in the back of the theater ... he's that guy ... sitting alone in the goth chick vampire flick ...
anyways, this whole vampire thing is out of control ... I'd rather be hot tubbing ... more to come ...
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Nate, I would rather hot tube, then do a lot of things. I’m not suggesting that we hot tube together. That would be weird and would boarder on an elephant. I just wanted u to know that we share a commonality in our interests.
I'm so sorry that you had to endure that! (and I'm not being sarcastic...totally serious)
I just laughed so hard! Lets move the Stirring to SF??? I promise to tithe every pay check!
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